Today I saw the strangest personalized license plate on a Toyota Prius: ALEX GR8. I was perplexed by what this meant? Is it Alex is Great? Alex the Great? Just plain Alex Great? So I believe I have to assume that he is Alex and he is saying I am great. Alex is great (kind of like what you might say to a child). So right then and there I decided that I was adding self-affirming personalized license plates as an automatic 3 Strike Offense* under my dating eligibility rules.
*Because some people think I am too picky when dating a couple years ago I switched to what I thought was a much more liberal policy: 3 Strikes Your Out (Naturally model after out justice system: 3 felonies = Life in Prison). So, I can over look almost anything unless you get to 3 strikes. (i.e. No job = 1 Strike, Don’t get along with your family = 2 strike, twice divorced = Strike 3). However there are some offenses that are an automatic 3 Strikes offense (completely un-dateable). For example a man living alone with 2 or more cats is an automatic 3-strike offense. However, this can be waived if he happens to be a veterinarian and also has a dog.
So anybody else seen some good personalized license plates?
Oh yes, one more question: Did anyone send me a birthday gift of some wine? I got some, but I think they got the card wrong, so I don’t know who sent it. I want to properly Thank You. So speak up!